While many “experts” have already predicted it, have you actually wondered what the world would be like without watches? No one would be on the same schedule. There would be nothing but guesswork that went into knowing when you had to be somewhere or do something. And the number of people pointing to their wrists on the street asking passersby for the time would reach an all-time high.
Think about it, though. If watches disappeared, that would mean that they were in fact in existence before. So every one of us watch wearers would be going all Butch Coolidge on the world. The convenience, the comfort, the fashion statement–all of those things would be gone. But these are the three things that would bug me the most:
1. I couldn’t leave the house on Sundays without fear of missing my favorite show.
Think about how the characters on The Walking Deadare dealing with a timeless world. Maybe if everyone still had working watches, things would not have gotten as bad as they are, as the show is now in the midst of Season Five. Rick finally looks like himself again after Carol recovered his old watch. And Abraham would know just how good of time he and his crew were making in driving to Washington, D.C. Beth could also have covered up that nasty IV scar with this lovely Southampton Classic from Daniel Wellington, too.
Featuring a two-year warranty with a lovely pink-and-blue NATO strap from England, this watch is perfect for any woman looking for a fresh time-teller on her wrist. Notice the rose gold case as well; I know I’d be upset if this model all of a sudden stopped existing.
2. You’d always be at the mercy of the sun.
Picture this: You’re enjoying a beautiful day on the water catching a ton of large mouth bass. Your wife Emily said she is making a lavish Italian dinner for you, but you need to be at the table promptly by five or your kids and her will be the only ones enjoying it. But you have no watch! How do you know when you have to end to the best fishing day of your life to go enjoy your favorite meal? By where the sun is in the sky? Are you really going to leave something as important like that to chance?
Surely not. When it comes to fishing and food, I know that I can never be trusted to make the right decision. I’m sure there are parallels in your lives, too. Which is why we both need this Classic Smart Watch from Cogito.
Not only will you know the time, but if Emily needs you to pick up capers or Parmesan cheese, you’ll find out she’s been calling your (non-waterproof) cell phone that you have locked up in your boat’s glove compartment away from the wetness that could destroy it. You can also check in on any sports scores and emails while you’re waiting for your next bite with this Cogito, too. In today’s world, this is more of a necessity, so to imagine something like this gone from our lives would surely send all of us into panic mode.
3. How would we know how rich rappers were?
One thing we know about today’s hip hop stars: Flashing wealth is not trendy, it is now obligatory. From the days of Public Enemy and N.W.A. rapping about the poverty-stricken neighborhoods they live(d) in, we now hear rappers like B.o.B and T.I. spitting lyrics about expensive shades, stacks of cash and all the alcohol you can possibly imagine consuming in their luxury vehicles and billionaire mansions.
But if you want something more tasteful–more realistic–and something that you can actually use to tell time rather than just have a $50,000 bracelet weighing your wrist down, then this Calibre 8700 from Citizen is perfect.
Sure the gold and diamonds make this watch look stunning. But the perpetual calendar function automatically changes the date in months with fewer than 31 days. And the Eco-Drive technology means you’ll never have to worry about changing the battery. Throw in the alarm feature, and you have one of the most stylish functional watches we carry. And your album doesn’t need to go platinum to be able to afford it.
I don’t want to imagine a world without watches from a personal or professional standpoint. And after reading this, hopefully you agree. Don’t take your watches for granted, and always make sure you have at least one spare in reserve.
Cheapo originally started as a clothing brand in 1997 that eventually branched off into designing and producing watches as well. Its mission was to produce wardrobes and accessories that anyone could wear, even those who had no attachment to the fashion industry.
Appealing to everyone meant having price points well below even the three-digit sales tag. And Cheapo did just that. In fact, all of the nearly two dozen styles we carry from Cheapo are each priced at $79.95. For less than $80, you can actually own a high-quality watch with a Japanese quartz movement, mineral glass crystal and genuine leather strap. Take it from a guy who works full time in the industry–that is rare.
Note the genuine leather strap with the multiple steel buckles, giving it sort of a NATO strap look. The case is simple enough, but you can’t tell me that this watch would not be a huge hit at a party. I mean, where else would you see something like this Fisherman watch?
Here’s another shot of it below, this time in action:
Cheapo truly offers something for everyone. For instance, it’ll be November soon, and you’ll need to start your holiday shopping with some gift ideas. So what do you get for that darn Devil-worshiping, cat-loving nephew of yours? Problem solved:
Or perhaps black and bling is more your style. How about this diamond watch (for $79.95)? Cheapo doesn’t have a “hip hop” collection per se, but if it did, this bad boy would be the headliner:
All seriousness aside (kidding ), Cheapo does make some more (conventionally) fun watches as well. I think we all know that person in our lives who not only wears this watch but also has adapted the lifestyle it promotes:
So if you’re looking for something new, give Cheapo a try. There are a lot of different dials and straps to choose from, and that $80 in your pocket isn’t exactly going to spend itself. The metal is all stainless steel, and each watch comes with Cheapo’s two-year warranty, too, giving you a minimum of 730 days to show off to your friends.
After that, you’re on your own. Or just pick up another Cheapo–they’re not too pricey.
So is the Apple watch going to be the only watch that anyone who is anyone will wear going forward? Absolutely! (If you believe everything Twitter and the rest of the Internet has to say.) But being the horophile that you are, you can already see through the hype and know that one singular watch will never become the end-all, be-all timepiece for any self-respecting watch wearer.
Researching the Apple watch at an even rudimentary level, you can see that while it truly is a fantastic product, it does have its share of shortcomings (10 by my count so far). So without further adieu, let’s look at 10 of the watch aspects that you can’t get from the Apple watch.
1. You must own another Apple device to use the Apple watch properly.
Forget for a second that you’ll be paying several hundred dollars at a minimum for the Apple watch. If you want to take full advantage of the fitness and music apps, you’ll have to purchase an iPhone, iPad, iPod, iCashSuck or some other Apple device first. So if you are an Android or any other phone user, you’ll have to swing down to your local phone store (I’m sure you won’t be sitting there all day), hope you can get an iPhone with the current state of your contract and then re-download all your apps. (My wife watched an entire season of Sex and the City in the time it took me to get all my apps reset last time I converted.)
If you really are serious about wanting a fully functioning smart watch without investing the better part of a grand, then check out the Meta collection we have, specifically the M1 Color Bluetooth 4.0 watch. You’ll get a ton of functionality at a much lower price.
2. The Apple watch restricts you to only two size choices.
Are you a 38mm or 42mm person? Those are the two categories Apple sees its customers within. Want a tiny watch for your delicate wrist, ladies? Sorry, you’ll have to get the chunky “small” 38mm one. What about you, fellas? Apparently Apple has not got the memo from literally every other fashion watch company that big is (and has been) in for years. For you guys, Apple has the “large” 42mm watch–a case diameter that measures smaller than dozens of women’s watches we carry.
3. The Apple watch can’t charge itself on its own.
I don’t know about you, but I’m annoyed enough having to charge my phone. Every. Single. Day. I don’t really need the headache of charging something else daily. And while Apple has been coy about how long a charge lasts thus far, it will be nearly impossible to build a power cell that will be longer-lasting than one day, if iPhones are any sort of guide.
If you NEVER want to have to worry about your watch dying you, just get one that is powered by something that is always wireless attached–your wrist. Automatic watches like this Bulova BVA Dual Aperture is powered by your movement. That’s a lot cheaper and more convenient than electricity.
4. You can’t get an Apple watch made with a titanium case.
Long held as the most durable watch case material for watches, military personnel, law enforcement, first responders, divers and anyone who requires their watches to be tough in their field, titanium is the one metal that seems to hold up through anything. However, the Apple watch is only made in steel (like most other watches), aluminum (the same material as those soda cans your one-year old can crunch in her fist) and gold (Donald Trump would need a loan to afford that model).
Unless you plan on wearing kid gloves with your Apple watch, look another direction for your timepiece. David Guetta and Sia would undoubtedly agree that something like a Bertucci A-2T Vintage (for him) or an M-1T ProColor (for her) would both be more suitable when considering the durability of titanium.
5. Your security can never be guaranteed with an Apple watch.
You have enough going on in your life without giving cyber-criminals another venue to steal your identity, don’t you? After all, why buy an Apple watch when all of your banking information, credit reports and access to email and social media accounts are on your phone. Sure, Apple tells you it’s secure. But as Jennifer Lawrence can attest to, we’ve all heard that before.
So why take the chance, ladies? You surely don’t need to; not when there are many stylish alternatives out there that ARE GUARANTEED to never surrender any personal information to the public. Hackers can try to crack the Ice-Watch Pink Sili all they want. Nothing except an exquisite movement is hidden inside.
6. The Apple watch is essentially disposable.
iPhone users can already attest to this: A new iPhone is released, and you throw out your still-functioning iPhone just to get the new one that is (allegedly) better. With this first-gen Apple watch, how long will it be before it too is rendered obsolete? Two years? A year? Six months? And then you’ll be back in line waiting to throw the better part of a thousand of your hard-earned dollars at a tech giant that thrives on convincing you what they sold you 8 months ago is now garbage.
Don’t let them play you. You’ll always be chasing trends. You’re too smart for that. So invest your money in something that will last. Not just years, but generations. A Victorinox Swiss Army Night Vision watch is something that your grandchild can pass down to his grandchild. That’s quality that lasts and certainly something to be valued, especially in our current “throw-away” culture.
7. The Apple watch won’t slide underneath your shirt cuff easily.
Both sizes of the Apple watch measure in at an extremely clunky 12.6mm. For reference’s sake, the new iPad Air 2 is 6.1mm thick. That means the Apple watch is more than twice as thick as its new tablet. And considering today’s fashion is all about form fitting clothing, the Apple watch doesn’t stand a chance at easily sliding under your button down work shirts.
Thin is in. So you have a wide variety of choices of watches that are both sleek and stylish. One of them happens to be the Obaku Harmony Ultra-Slim model that is perfect for men and women. Do yourself a favor, and pick one of these up. You should enjoy your day without futzing with your wrist every couple minutes.
8. An Apple watch cannot say anything about you.
At first look at the different styles the Apple watch comes in, you can see that there are a few different dials and colors. But look closer. Each has a rectangular case. Each has the crown at the same spot. Each has the same-shaped strap. Are all of these models really that different?
What if you want a mesh band? Or a cherry red dial? Or a forest green strap? Or a round case? Simply put, it’s impossible to express your individuality when you’re wearing a watch that for all intents and purposes looks like a watch that every other hipster or tech geek is wearing. Honestly, where’s the fun in that?
9. The Apple watch cannot be a for-sure fashion hit.
Remember Google Glass? And Bluetooth headsets? They were supposed to be the next big thing in 2009 and 2013 respectively. And they never hit. Granted, the Apple watch is not as noticeable because it’s on the wrist rather than the head. But if you decide to get an Apple watch, you might always be remembered as “Bluetooth Johnson” and Randall Meeks are today.
In our world of increased connectivity through our e-mail, our phones, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and others, many of us who are on-the-go have the added pressure to always stay connected 24/7. But is that healthy? Can we become too connected? Do we really need yet another device that will chime in our ear, buzz our wrists or alert our minds to something that will wreck our current train of thought?
The answer to the last question is no. Enough is enough. We have enough things going on in our lives without something else interrupting it. You know that annoying family member or co-worker that is always tapping you on the shoulder and keeping you from being efficient and/or enjoying life? That’s the Apple watch. It never knows when to just let you be.
One thing that I’ve noticed with a lot of the cool watch brands that have been launched in the industry lately is that they all seem to be running counter to what we’ve seen with watches in the last two decades. Whether it’s the millennial generation taking over or just the natural cycle of fashion, the newest watches all have one thing in common: minimalism.
Yes, our parents and grandparents desired timepieces that would not only tell them what time it was, but that also had days, dates, chronographs, alarms, countdown timers, compasses, barometers, depth meters, GPS, IP address finders, games, the Internet, phones, microwave ovens, mini-fridges, washing machines, portable housing, transporters and–of course–a backlight. And don’t get me wrong–those are still widely available. But there has been a subtle shift into what our generation wants on our watches. And what is it? Just like minimalists themselves–not much.
And while we here at WatchCo have picked up plenty of minimalist watch brands (Hygge and Rosendahl to name a few), we are especially excited to welcome Komono watches to our timepiece family because of something they excel in where other brands have fallen short: Color.
Despite what your local hipster minimalists might say, color does not clutter. Marlboro reds, canary yellows, ocean blues–they all set the correct tone when worn properly. And here are three of the choicest Komonos we already have in stock that will help you do just that:
This 41-millimeter smoke black case contains a high-grade quartz movement that features a full year warranty on it. The cherry red secondhand contrasts with the steel number markers and Komono logo at the “four” as well. That art show in San Francisco that you’re attending is the perfect occasion to debut this flattened wrist candy.
Within the last few years, the wood watch craze has hit both North America and Europe. And while we’re proud to offer a bevy of wood watch brands (Tense, WeWOOD, Silvano and others), it’s also interesting to see that many other non-wood brands have followed suit.
Enter this beauty from Komono. The black markings set it apart enough to read it clearly, but not enough to make it too loud. While the strap is mocha brown and the case is metallic chocolate, the steel dial actually is a throwback to the old can’t-bust-em’ grocery getters of the 1980s:
Before I dismiss you from today’s blog post, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention my personal favorite of the new Komono line:
This robust time-teller is the most striking minimalist watch we carry in my humble opinion. The shiny steel dial and case pop out like a gopher out of a hole* on the purple and red paisley strap. Can you imagine anything less Japanese despite it’s Far East design? While Komono classifies all three of these choices as men’s watches, we’ve already been selling a good amount of them to ladies who love oversized women’s watches as well.
We have nearly two dozen Komonos already loaded up on our web site and ready for your wrist today. So put down the chopsticks and flip off that weird game show you’re watching. Hop on our web site, and let us enhance your wardrobe today. どうもありがとう!**
If you’re reading this post, chances are you’re probably already a fantastic lover. (Congratulations!) So I apologize in advance if this entry doesn’t pertain to you. I promise I’ll make it up to you down the road.
After all, who needs a few extra hints to please his or her significant other in the bedroom (or wherever)? Who could really use some tips on making each other more satisfied. Certainly not you!
But if you want to read this so you’ll have something to talk about when you meet the guys at the bar or be able to make conversation on the next ladies’ night out, keep reading. You like helping your friends out, right?
The biggest thing that couples are missing out on in the bedroom? It’s watches! Both men’s watches and ladies’ watches–no discrimination here. While there are seemingly infinite ways that watches can improve your love life, there are three significant ones that I will focus on here:
1. A good watch will make you very confident.
Ask anyone–confidence is key in the bedroom. Even if you don’t know what you’re doing, if you believe you do–that’s good enough:
And–let’s face it–if you’re doing it right, you probably won’t have much on except for your trusty watch–the good friend right on your wrist encouraging you silently as you go. Pillows and sheets can’t do that people! Nor can they tell time, like this sexy unisex watch below:
When it comes to today’s trends, wood is in. And wood is also hip in watch materials, too. (See what I did there? ) The Silvano Gracieux series blends polished stainless steel with a luxurious cherry wood blend for a modern look. The Black & Cherry model above also has an offset date and a 365-day manufacturer’s warranty. That’s one full year of having a whoopie squire at your bidding–how can you go wrong?
2. Wearing a watch in the sack will actually increase your focus.
Think about it: When you have the knowledge that you could look at the time whenever you’d like, that’s enough for it to be an afterthought. So when you’re wondering how long you’ve been doing something, a flick of the wrist will tell you. You don’t need to waste concentration on being curious.–you have enough to be concerned with. So focus is actually increased by having the knowledge of not knowing the time or duration of a certain act. I know it’s confusing, but read this paragraph again, and you’ll understand.
So when you’re focused on the task at hand, you don’t need to be doing several things at once (unless you’re a professional, or something). But just in case you want to have the option of optimizing your time efficiency, men’s Skagen watches have the perfect piece:
When you’re timing how long it is before you have to shower before work while weighing the possibility of getting any sleep at all, this Skagen Klassik Men’s Multifunction watch can actually do the work for you. You’re busy enough. Don’t neglect the task at hand. Skagen can help you prioritize for as long as you live with its lifetime warranty.
3. Watches can be quite the aphrodisiac.
Guys, what’s the first thing you look at when you’re checking out a new lady? Eyes? Hair? OK–so maybe her wrist doesn’t make the top three (or five), but it’s still up there. You want to be with someone who enjoys the finer things in life. After all, a lady with a touch of class is better than a lady with a killer…
…smile. (I’m on fire right now.)
And ladies, when you’re scanning for bling on the ring finger, you know your eyes will wander to his wrist to see what he’s rocking. You think Beyonce would have married Jay-Z if his wrist was naked? No way. In fact, her eyes are already wandering to another luxury watch connoisseur (and Tha Carter is none to happy about it, either).
So maybe you don’t have as much money in your Gucci bag as Kim Kardashian does, but you can still look the part with a watch from one of the most underrated brands we carry:
But you’ve got brains and beauty, so you would never fall for that, would you? Trust me, I speak from experience when I say that the right watch will center your aura, give you the confidence you need and sexify yourself beyond belief. Want proof? This photo was taken of me yesterday:
(Ed. note: This may or may not be the author. We can’t find any evidence the photo was doctored. He just REALLY found the right watch.)
I’ve wasted enough of your time. Strap on your new timepiece and start living life.
Very seldom in our business do we get a product that has buzzing with excitement for weeks. But this Bertucci Para-Cord Titanium #12080 is one of truly great exceptions to the rule. Here’s a few reasons why:
1. This para-cord strap is one of the strongest watch bands we’ve ever seen.
While I’ve been prone to hyperbole in the past, this is simply not an example of that, especially compared to our other nylon strap watches. At all. This braided para-cord olive drab band will not break despite our best efforts. Soldiers and astronauts have used para-cord in the field before because of its toughness and resistance to almost, well, anything really. Several individual strands of rope are inside each braid of this strap.
To put it bluntly–although perhaps a bit grotesquely–if one of these Bertucci watch bands were to get caught on something, your wrist or arm would rip off of your body long before this watch would separate from the unbreakable titanium band retention lug bars that attach it to the case of the watch. So if you are rather, ahem, “attached” to those limbs, make sure you are aware of this timepiece’s shear power before you go willy-nilly into the great outdoors.
2. Its Swiss Ronda 700 movement will keep you on time forever.
The only thing that will slow this watch down is the battery–not the movement. Swiss watches are already known for being the best, and more specifically the Swiss Ronda 700 is one of the most precise movements available in the watch industry. It’s usually found in much more luxury-styled watches that sell for well over $10,000. But Bertucci watches went all out when it designed this model, putting such an exquisite movement in a field watch.
Since the movement is so intricate, in addition to being hyper-accurate to the second, it will hardly drain the battery in the process. At a minimum, you can expect six to seven years of life from the 12080, while a decade without the battery needing changing is probably more realistic.
3. The sapphire crystal makes it nearly scratch-proof.
Instead of run-of-the-mill mineral glass, this men’s watch uses sapphire for the crystal material. Sapphire is a much stronger material, obviously, so you’d have to really do a number on this crystal over many, many years for you to ever see any kind of marking on it.
And while sapphire crystals are more prone to shattering than mineral glass ones, this Bertucci men’s watch has recessed the crystal deeper into the case. Even if you were to go out of your way to try and break this crystal, you would not have much luck. (Trust me, we tried this. For a half-hour straight.)
4. The titanium watch case and screw-down crown will withstand the toughest test.
Because of the density of the strap, the watch would be slightly heavier than standard Bertucci Vintage series watches. However, replacing the stainless steel case with a U.S. patented titanium one actually makes the case about a third of the normal weight. So this watch, even though it is quite a bit lighter (1.9 ounces total weight) than the regular Bertucci A-2 watches, is actually exponentially stronger and will probably outlive its wearer.
The screw-down crown keeps moisture, dust and everything else that could seep in and damage the movement. It was easier for Ocean’s 12 to break in and steal the Fabergé egg than it would be for any harmful materials to get inside this watch.
5. The superluminova hands make it easy to read no matter your environment.
Whether you’re defending a country or playing a super-intense game of late-night paintball, you’ll be able to accurately synchronize operations. Make sure you have a sleeve that will cover up this bad boy when you are covertly assembling. The hands and markers are so bright that they could give away your location from thousands of yards away.
OK, so THAT’S hyperbole, but I had to use it somewhere in this review. Frankly, this watch is so awesome, it’s pretty difficult to exaggerate how fantastic a tactical watch it is. The biggest aspect that I thought would slow our sales on it was going to be what I thought would easily be a $400-500 price tag at a minimum. Not so, as we currently have a sale on this model for $259.99.
So, what are you waiting for? You’ll get the Bertucci warranty since we are an authorized dealer of the brand, and we can’t afford to offer this deal forever. (Even though that’s exactly the length of time this Para-Cord Titanium Bertucci watch will probably last you.)
Oh, and rent Tropic Thunder if you haven’t seen it yet. I promise you, you’re in for a treat. Stop people from looking at you like this guy when you tell them you haven’t seen it:
Spring is upon us already, watch fans. And for the WatchCo headquarters in Northeast Wisconsin, it could not have come early enough. Obviously with spring comes warmer temperatures. And with warmer temperatures comes America’s national pastime: baseball.
So what do watches have to do with baseball you ask? Well, nothing on the surface. Baseball is not a timed sport. A game could last two hours or eight hours. If rain holds up a game, it’s not postponed to a later time, it starts when the rain stops. And if you’re watching a good game, how often do you really look at your watch.
Well, sports fans, I’m here to tell you that you’d better not leave for the ballpark without your sports watch for many reasons. But don’t bring any old timepiece laying in the bottom of your drawer. Make sure you wear a watch that has benefits on it that are more than just giving you the time.
Without further adieu, here are our watches that are perfect for sporting at the stadium:
With the money being pumped into Major League Baseball (MLB) today, it’s no shock that many teams are tearing down their old fields and building up new ones with domes or retractable roofs to eliminate rainouts. (Although, for what it’s worth, the teams with the two largest payrolls in MLB–the Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Yankees both have open air stadiums. Guess that’s just in case the money piles up too high.)
So even in baseball’s biggest markets, fans still need to be wary of rainouts before they leave for the game. But strap on this computer, and you won’t be one of those poor saps. The Tech Gear has both an altimeter and barometer so you can know if weather is shaping up to be warm and sunny or cloudy and rainy before you lock your front door. Don’t be one of the sheep–be the shepherd.
While this watch may be better served for fans of the San Diego Padres or Miami Marlins, it still has a big benefit for fans everywhere. The Graviton will calculate tide charts and times for its wearer to 275 locations world wide. So whether you want to sneak out to catch a few tasty waves after the Angels afternoon game or know what time you have to be out fishing the morning after you watch your beloved Red Sox at Fenway, the Graviton will definitely make your life easier. Right, Jeff?
Don’t worry, ladies. I haven’t forgot about you. I know you dig baseball, and that’s cool. Up in Milwaukee, we have Front Row Amy smiling behind home plate of every Brewers game, so females are huge part of baseball’s fan base. But just because you want to take in a game played by scruffy, smelly, dirty men, it doesn’t mean you can’t show off your style.
This chronograph watch times out everything to 0.05 seconds. Impress the misogynistic heckler behind you when you tell him it takes Felix Hernandez 0.85 seconds to get rid of the ball to home plate. Or time out how long the umpire is letting the opposing team’s pitching coach visit the mound. You can be the one who signals the start of 50,000 boos with this stunning wristwatch.
Yeah, yeah–it’s a winter watch. So what? I’ll take Carlos Casio (Ed. note: There is no Carlos Casio) on myself and tell him he misnamed this model because everything about it screams summer baseball.
First off, it looks like a baseball on your wrist–mostly white with red trim and a round-shaped case are as close to the pill as you can get. This baby is shock resistant as well, so in case you misjudge that home run ball and it hits your wrist instead of your mitt, you won’t have to worry about it shattering.
With the breathable resin strap, you won’t even notice it on your wrist, even if it’s adjacent to your foam finger, baseball glove or beer (Ed. note: Please drink responsibly.) Hopefully you won’t be sitting front row with this piece on because everyone will have their eyes glued to your wrist, bottom of the ninth or not.
So there you have it sports fans. All of these are in stock at WatchCo now, so get yours while you can. And then some peanuts and Cracker Jack for your kid for pete’s sake–especially if he or she has to spend nine innings sitting next to this woman:
Oh, yeah! We all pretend to hate them, but when we walk by Cinnabon in the mall, we always make an excuse to break away from our friends to steal a taste or at least a sinful whiff. Cinnabon cinnamon rolls are one of the rare foods on earth that magically go from devilishly delicious to dreadfully disgusting in the span of a few bites.
So with a dessert this addicting, how could watches actually be more tempting than the sweet, sticky Cinnabon? Well, in most respects, watches are not more tempting. But there are three distinct reasons that make Cinnabons much easier to resist than a tasty new timepiece:
1. You know you’ll look a lot sexier with a watch draped on your wrist than a cinnamon roll smashed all over your face.
We all want to look good. And if you’re looking for a ladies watch on our site, clearly you want to look your best. So you be the judge–which would you rather be?
Yeah, I know–tough choice, ladies. Clearly you want to look your best and not wear your last meal all over your face.
2. Watches will make you feel better and make your clothes fit properly.
Again, this one seems obvious. But then you think about that sugar doing a sultry tango with your tongue, and you need some reassurance that giving into your watch temptation is the correct call. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so I’m just going to show you what happened to one guy after chowing down an entire roll with extra icing:
Nasty, isn’t it? If you look close, you can actually see the individual roll textures on his belly. So instead of taking the next step toward type-2 diabetes, take the next step towards high fashion with this MTM Special Ops Black Warrior:
It’s got a sapphire crystal. It’s black. It’s sexy. And it’s one of the best watches we carry for less than $800. And while a Cinnabon is going to drastically cut down your survival time when you’re out exploring the world, the MTM Warrior will help extend your life in the same situation. So what’s more tempting to you–continuing to live? Or dying of an overdose of sugary dough?
I think you look good. You think you look good. Everyone thinks you look good. Why? Because you’re probably already wearing one of the awesome pure white watches from WatchCo.com like the Mondaine Evo Bold:
Watches like that give you the confidence to flirt, ask for a promotion or do both at the same time. I mean, has anyone ever really been confident stuffing their face with a 3,500-calorie behemoth? (Well, maybe one guy…)
This thing is sweetly unique. It has a new slate gray-colored dial from Projects and also features a braided steel bezel. Ladies, you’ll definitely be more tempted to show off this timeless gem for at least a decade at a minimum than to dread all of the treadmill time you’re going to have to put in to work off that early-death-in-a-box.
Remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!
Okay, so maybe you’re aren’t as bad of a gift-giver as Frannie Freakshow above, but you can probably stand to improve on your Valentine’s gift to your boyfriend/husband (or both) this year. Stay away from cologne, sensible slacks, and back waxes–those are all things that you selfishly want. And he doesn’t need the latest Sons of Anarchy DVDs (ever hear of Netflix?), baseball tickets or a night out with his boys at BW3s. After all, that stuff just takes away time from you and him together!
So this year, get him a watch that he will love strapping on. Get him a watch that will make him look like the stand-up guy you want him to be. Get him a watch that makes you smile with pride every time you look at his wrist for the time during the new Kevin Costner movie he dragged you to.
And fear not, ladies–I have four watches below that are perfect for him no matter what type of a guy he is. Take for instance the big, burly man. Is your man tall, dark and handsome? Not afraid to mix it up like the guy below?
Then look no further, girl. This ArmourLite Caliber will toughen up even the strongest, thickest wrist:
This monstrosity has it all. A Swiss movement. An ultra-durable nylon strap. A sapphire crystal. And a two-year warranty to boot. So even if your guy likes getting in scrapes with his buddies after buckets of beer, works extremely back-breaking construction. Or does anything else our Director of Vibe here can only dream of doing, this watch won’t break. it doesn’t know how to.
But not all ladies like their men like they like their pro wrestlers. Is your guy a dreamboat who you thank your lucky stars to be with every day. Do other women stop and stare loving him and hating you? If your special Valentine is like these heartthrobs, perhaps something a little bit ahead of the trends would be better:
Look, I’m not saying that my boys George and Brad rock Citizen Eco-Drive chronographs. But if they had a fantastic lady like you in their lives, they would be sporting something like this:
You don’t often see a chronograph with only two subdials. Especially one with a pumpkin strap. Or one that is a black square. And you never see one that doesn’t need a battery. Ever. This trend won’t hit the coasts until this fall. Which means everyone in the country can stay ahead of it. We’ve only got three left, so strike while the iron is hot!
Speaking of hot…how about this hunk of boyfriend material:
I guess ever since Jim Parsons busted out his first BAZINGA, ladies go crazy for these guys. And far be it from me to judge. I’m sure if my wife was asked to match up the guy on this post that best represents me, it would be Donnie Dorko here. But geeks need to know the time, too. And they prefer something like this:
This Tsovet analog lacks in creativity. But it makes up for it in minimalism. Let’s face it: if your boy is a geek, this could be the one thing that keeps him this side of splitting the atom and willing to watch Nashville and Scandal with you. It’s clean. It’s sharp. It tells time. (And it’s something you could easily rock for a day at work, too.) He won’t mind. Unless he’s one of those super, a-little-too-into himself…
…metrosexuals. Nothing wrong with a guy like this, ladies. He takes good care of himself and loves being seen–with or without you. You will always be the hot couple no matter what party you show up to. So what do you get the guy that has everything? This:
You could make Jay-Z happy and blow five figures on a Hublot. Or you could get the uber-trendy Meister Prodigy to wrap around your man’s wrist. These metros love the gold on white look, and this model is sporty enough to wear with any of the 800 outfits he has in any of his seven walk-in closets. Trust me–this would be the home run of watch gifts here.
Chances are your man falls into one of the above categories. If he doesn’t, make an exception. Or check out any of the other thousands of watches we have at WatchCo. With any luck, you’ll be getting this gift for Valentine’s Day 2015: